Morning Coffee....Summertime Blues

[Andyman]

Blue coffee and blue donuts today.

*looks at donuts*

Maybe more of a moldy greenish blue.

So...tell me something I don't know already.

[DemonsAngel]

morning andy... i think i'll pass on the donuts today [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
hm let me see... something you don't know...
it takes 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Andyman]

Originally posted by Mortitia:
morning andy... i think i'll pass on the donuts today [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
hm let me see... something you don't know...
it takes 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop [img]wink.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">WRONG! Nobody really knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Toostie Pop because nobody has survived to tell the tale. You see, the center of a Toostie Pop contains hot magma that is under very high pressure. The closer one gets licking there way to the center, the more shifting will occur in the plate techtonics until eventually "BOOM!"...that person has been Mount Saint Helened. Pop rocks and Pepsi have nothing on the Toostie Pop!

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[thatchetguy]

How about: you can't hold a Mentos in your mouth and drink Diet Coke at the same time?


(sets out samples for people to try)

[Andyman]

Originally posted by That Chet Guy:
How about: you can't hold a Mentos in your mouth and drink Diet Coke at the same time?


(sets out samples for people to try)

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's a myth. A government cover up. Mentos have nothing to do with it. You see, what "they" don't want you to know is that Diet Coke is defective. It can go off anytime, anywhere without warning. Of course if this truth got out it would shut down Coca Cola and thereby ruin the US economy. Since Mentos is an import, there is no danger of a stock market crash if they become the scape goat.

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